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Top 11 Responses to Give For Support

11. "...thats right, not even McGyver could fix it."
10. "So, what are you wearing?"
9. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
8. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals , Cap'n"
7. "Press 1 for Support, Press 2 if you are with 60 Minutes, Press 3 if you are with ASIO."
6. "We can fix this but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
5. "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
4. "In layman's terms we call that the Hindenburg effect."
3. "Hold on a second...Mom! Timmy's hitting me."
2. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
1. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."